hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*moves to France and becomes a cheerleader*
“Where are my apple apples?”

only french wil get

(via coffee-and-tea-with-sara)

queenmisha:

what i’m looking for in a boyfriend:

  • obvious left boob fetish
  • chris evans. i’m looking for chris evans

(via awaywardmind)

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via you-can-call-me-carl)

  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
Anonymous

Are you mixed?

 
emilieheyler

optimistic-pessimisim:

Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via faeriefountain)

There are two ways I watch anime

  1. Struggles to find the strength to watch a single episode
  2. Watches till there isn’t a single episode left

(Source: captainarlert, via coffee-and-tea-with-sara)